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This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING
when I was working for WOTC’s gaming stores, we had a teeny tiny girl come flying down the row and smash into the edge of a cabinet at full force with her forehead. The sound was horrible. Everyone collectively gasped.
The mom tenatively goes, “Wow honey, are you okay?”
And the kid sits up with this massive bright red goose egg on her forehead, smacks the goose egg really hard and yells joyfully, “BUMP! HAHAHAHAA! BUMP!” and takes off running again.
ship meme: best kiss ↬ aisaka taiga x ryuuji takasu
I raise you every animated kiss that Don Bluth ever did. Just a few here:
credit nabzilla on the last gif.
Nothing beats Don Bluth for human-like animated movements.
Finnish guitar maker Amfisound does some seriously amazing craft work. The detail in this Egyptian 8-String Explorer styled guitar is phenomenal! I love that head stock and the detailed inlays in the neck.
I HEARD MY CALLING
This got so much better
how is this
even the same person
Sometimes I ask myself the same thing…
"not everyone has to be included all the time" says the person who is always included
THEY INTRODUCED THE TENT IN WoD
THE ONE WHERE YOU THROW IT DOWN ANYWHERE AND TADA YOU CAN LOG OUT INSTANTLY BECAUSE YOU’RE IN A REST ZONE
YKNOW, THE ONE THE COMMUNITY HAS BEEN BEGGING FOR SINCE TBC OR EARLIER
Can we erp in them tho?
.. No troll patch, please.. please god, no troll patch..
IN B4 TROLL RAID
NO TROLL RAID
(blizzard employees chanting) TROLL PATCH! TROLL PATCH!
when you know a word in english but not your native language
when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa
accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence
hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country
Neopets is a great way to teach kids how to earn and manage money.
that will be 39.4 million dollars, please.
just like art school