1. windwolf0097:


dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

    windwolf0097:

    dirtylittledamsel:

    this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

    Reblogged from: creation-of-boredom
  2. celestia:

    once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

    Reblogged from: dancingspirals
  3. pleasestopbeingsad:

requested by growflowerrecover
    Reblogged from: robotsandfrippary
  4. tittily:

    my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

    Reblogged from: robotsandfrippary
  5. shereadsbooks:

    I will always be grateful for how this was depicted in the film.

    Reblogged from: inksword
  6. illzies-reblobs:

the-goddamazon:

charmed-aphro:

pizza-bagel:

pastelle-prince:

merrychristmasshinjikun:

hair game level magical girl

this is angelic

hair game stronger than anime protagonist

That is so cute!

So who gonna be the one to do fanart of this.

    illzies-reblobs:

    the-goddamazon:

    charmed-aphro:

    pizza-bagel:

    pastelle-prince:

    merrychristmasshinjikun:

    hair game level magical girl

    this is angelic

    hair game stronger than anime protagonist

    That is so cute!

    So who gonna be the one to do fanart of this.

    Reblogged from: inksword
  7. blazedclone:

Khajiit is not sure about this trade, Dragonborn.

    blazedclone:

    Khajiit is not sure about this trade, Dragonborn.

    Reblogged from: inksword
  8. dilapidatedragamuffin:

    Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

    First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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    THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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    Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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    who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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    THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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    WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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    ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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    ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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    Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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    Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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    AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

    AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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    HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

    Reblogged from: dorkknightrises
  9. colorful-moonlight:

    Black Adder is sassy as fuck

    Reblogged from: mustardtan
  10. geromykyle:

    do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

    Reblogged from: teroseya
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  12. ttobe:

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    the drem„„,

    Reblogged from: inksword
  13. tonistark24:

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

    tonistark24:

    My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.

    One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

    Reblogged from: inksword
  14. hotel-mario:

    The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

    Reblogged from: inksword
  15. perks-of-being-chinese:

    glasssoul:

    friends who like and play the same games as you but on a different platform

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    Reblogged from: inksword
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